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bowlingforsoup:

one time in class we were taking a test and this kid kept looking at my answers so i dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive carved my name into his leather seat i took a louisville slugger to both headlights slashed a hole in all 4 tires maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats

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neptunain:

stalking a girl on facebook is so much easier than stalking a guy on facebook because girls will dedicate an entire 200 photo album to that time when they walked to dunkin donuts with their best female friend for life and guys will just have 20 pictures in total that are all highly unflattering selfies

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chrono-s-lament:

                         I don’t know why… but I love this picture.

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legs-are-just-for-show:

when u and ur friends all get online

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ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

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blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

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shouldnt:

That moment when you don’t want a conversation to end but don’t know what else to sayimage

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nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

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bookishbutcorruptible:

nerdsrocket:

lemonistas:

I saw this before and IT GOT BETTER.

I need one.

I’m sorry. Can we just go back to the bit where you just have a LAWN DINOSAUR? Where can I get one of those?

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  • Question: I made Altair a floral crown. But he refuses to wear it. - Anonymous
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    brotherhoot:

    We can convince him.

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